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« on: March 24, 2012, 10:30:28 AM »



Captain Johnson!  We have sensor readings of some most unusual rock formations on the surface of the planet.  They have a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
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« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2012, 12:26:19 PM »

Welcome to Phallicville....
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« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2012, 12:49:46 PM »

Wow. Jodorowski should've filmed the squirting rock scene here!
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2012, 07:50:12 PM »



Captain Johnson!  We have sensor readings of some most unusual rock formations on the surface of the planet.  They have a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
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"I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--"
"Peter!"
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« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2012, 03:46:51 PM »

Must be in the Himalayas.
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2012, 07:45:41 PM »

You idiot, this isn't Stonehedge!
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2012, 03:55:46 AM »

Unbeknownst to most geographers, there is another Old Faithful geyser.. two of them, in fact; at the top of these rock formations.
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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2012, 05:28:35 PM »

You want I should circumsize these, Rabbi? Oy, and I hadda be the first Moil in Starfleet...
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2012, 12:08:38 AM »

The real set of Twin Peaks.
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« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2013, 08:22:38 PM »

If your stone lasts longer than four hours...
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