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CheezeFlixz
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« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2008, 08:45:19 PM »



See ... see what happens when you set phaser to vibrate? Told you.
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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2008, 08:56:45 PM »

Every fanboys wet dream.


Thanks, pal.  Now if you'll excuse me I'll be...

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« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2008, 08:10:40 PM »


Shudder!
Shudder!
Dude looks like a lady!
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IzzyDedjet
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« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2008, 11:45:57 AM »

insert tab A into slot B...blow up and VIOLA! your inflate-a-mate is ready to go
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« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2012, 11:41:15 AM »

Oh My God we wear the same brand of girdle!
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tracy
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« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2012, 12:25:47 PM »

Damn.....I finally got her where I want her and I left the Viagra in my cabin!
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« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2012, 10:14:36 AM »


"It's been so long since I've done it with a human female, I'm not sure what to do."
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2012, 03:59:15 AM »

Woman on floor: Kirk.. take me!
Kirk: Oh, God no!  You're not green, brown, alien or bearing tentacles!  You're not my type!
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