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Hammock Rider
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« on: April 09, 2012, 12:15:53 PM »

Miyagi-san want to give up karate, take up motor boating!

Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2012, 02:40:31 PM »

"Hey, baby, want me to do a Brazilian Wax On, Wax Off?"
Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2012, 05:42:43 PM »

Happy Days, indeed!

HBO in space!<br />
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2012, 12:33:08 PM »

This hotel has great pillows!

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2012, 07:56:20 AM »

Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
The Burgomaster
Aggravating People Worldwide Since 1964
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« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2012, 04:00:15 PM »

Miyagi will now demonstrate the "snake technique" . . .


"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2012, 08:25:33 AM »

See what happens when you retire from Toyland?

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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