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« on: April 09, 2012, 07:08:51 PM »

to prepare your child for the zombie apocalypse

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2012, 08:02:15 PM »

No, I haven't seen my sister lately.

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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2012, 01:00:43 PM »

"This is great...but I just wanted a spoon".

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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2012, 05:24:16 PM »

"Just three steps closer,dad, and Tom Bergeron gives me 10.000 bucks!"

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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2012, 06:51:29 PM »

I didn't find any arrowheads, Daddy!

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Hi there!

« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2012, 12:07:15 AM »

Mine's bigger than yours!!

yeah no.
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« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2012, 02:28:52 PM »

BABY GENIUSES . . . now in IMAX 3-D!


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