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« on: April 15, 2012, 06:55:34 AM »

Chainsaw Midget said I should start a "I Hate RCMerchant" thread-so I'm putting my money where my mouth is.
.Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget. I'm 5'2"-weigh all of 119 pounds.I'm what my father called me-a and I quote him-a "sawed off little basterd."
.I'm an alcholic. I drink.A lot. I drink whiskey like you drink water.
.I always think I'm right.So f**k you.
.I hate spam. The kind on the internet-and the stuff that comes inna tin.It's really nasty s**t.I don't care if you fry it-scramble it with eggs and taters-its still not good.Waaaay to salty. I hate salt.Its to...salty.
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2012, 07:21:09 AM »

But, these are all the reasons why I like you . . .

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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2012, 07:57:47 AM »

Yeah I hate that guy too.   Wink

Makes me angry how he is so awesome.
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2012, 08:05:49 AM »

Can't hate you Ronnie.  Can't even hate your awesomeness.  Wink  Though at the risk of being a downer, I will say I hate the drink: I fear it will take you from us too soon.
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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2012, 08:10:55 AM »

Ronny: I love you, brother. There - I said it. * HUG*
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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2012, 08:59:58 AM »

I do hate the guys who sell RC cola!
Nasty brown sugar water!!!! Hatred
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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2012, 09:57:07 AM »

I do hate the guys who sell RC cola!
Nasty brown sugar water!!!! Hatred
WhoaH! Its only 89 cents! How can ya not like that?
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« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2012, 10:10:09 AM »

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.Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget.
There you go assuming things about people again, sure, maybe I am five foot eight, but what gives you the right to just assume things like that, huh?  jerk. 

And what's with that avatar?  You care barley tell who that is.  Is that really the best picture you could come up with? 

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.I always think I'm right.So f**k you.
Right back at ya'! 



Lousy so-and-so stealing my topic idea...
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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2012, 11:31:34 AM »

all hail RCMerchant  Cheers
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« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2012, 11:32:55 AM »

I hate that I can't give RC karma.  Hatred
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« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2012, 11:40:16 AM »

I don't. You're pretty cool.
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« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2012, 01:13:20 PM »

I hate 'im I love 'im I hate 'im I love 'im... we should have a nauseated emoticon.  Smile
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« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2012, 01:35:50 PM »

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.Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget.
There you go assuming things about people again, sure, maybe I am five foot eight, but what gives you the right to just assume things like that, huh?  jerk.  

And what's with that avatar?  You care barley tell who that is.  Is that really the best picture you could come up with?  

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.I always think I'm right.So f**k you.
Right back at ya'!  



Lousy so-and-so stealing my topic idea...

See? Told ya I was always right!
Not only are you not a midget-I am a jerk!
Ta da! Magic!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2012, 06:47:26 PM »

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.Unlike chainnsaw I am almost a midget.
There you go assuming things about people again, sure, maybe I am five foot eight, but what gives you the right to just assume things like that, huh?  jerk.  

And what's with that avatar?  You care barley tell who that is.  Is that really the best picture you could come up with?  

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.I always think I'm right.So f**k you.
Right back at ya'!  



Lousy so-and-so stealing my topic idea...

See? Told ya I was always right!
Not only are you not a midget-I am a jerk!
Ta da! Magic!
Stuff like that is exactly why people hate you.   TongueOut
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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2012, 07:03:54 PM »

I hate RC for making me into a hater, just for this topic! Hatred TongueOut
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