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Question:      Why do you love me? Is it my name?
I am smart - 3 (11.1%)
I am funny - 3 (11.1%)
I sit a horse well - 2 (7.4%)
I make you think - 3 (11.1%)
I mix one h#@@ of a martini - 3 (11.1%)
Birds suddenly appear when I'm near - 2 (7.4%)
What's not to love? - 1 (3.7%)
OTHER (Explain) - 6 (22.2%)
Love....YOU??? - 0 (0%)
Total Voters: 10

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A NorthCoaster In Texas
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Hey....white women were in season.

« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2012, 03:58:13 PM »

I love you because of that thing you can do with your tongue.

     Thank you! My tongue is loaded with tiny teeth, so I can rasp every bit of meat off a bone-you should see me at steakhouses.

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
Flick James
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Posts: 4642

Honorary Bastard of Arts

« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2012, 04:30:42 PM »

Get a room!

I don't always talk about bad movies, but when I do, I prefer
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