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A.J. Bauer
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« on: April 18, 2012, 11:02:55 PM »

Bad stuff. Just things that suck.

-Stepping on legos
-Bee stings
-Being covered in tics
-Burping so hard you puke
-Dropping perfectly good food on a floor you haven't seen cleaned since Bush was in office*


*Exaggerated
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 06:35:44 AM »

When what you think is going to be a nice, silent fart . . .



comes out lumpy!!!!! Buggedout
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Hypnotic, ain't it?


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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2012, 07:39:40 AM »

Walking around in socks and stepping in a puddle.

Worse: It's a warm one. 
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2012, 08:31:54 AM »

The sudden shock of finding out how cold and deep the water in the toilet bowl is.
A problem women will never know...
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LilCerberus
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Toe Socks


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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2012, 12:52:34 PM »

installing & removing snap rings.
stripped out screw threads.
everything to do with woodruff keys.
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2012, 02:23:35 PM »

-  That feeling where you're falling asleep but not quite there yet when all of a sudden, you feel like your falling and you jolt back up wide awake. 

-  When you put money in the vending machine for a drink only to find out the ones that you want are out and the machine won't give you your money back so you end up having to pick something you don't actually want.

-  when people greet you with "what's up?" and you respond "fine and you?" 
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JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2012, 07:34:03 PM »

When you suddenly wake up to realize you're driving and heading off the road.  Buggedout

When you climb to an height so great you freeze and cannot move.

When you have to spend time with people who are annoyingly crazy on a regular basis.
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 08:16:21 PM »

That moment when the blood starts to spurt and you know it's REALLY gonna hurt, but your brain hasn't quite gotten the message yet . . . Buggedout
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2012, 08:42:23 PM »

When WyreWizard starts a new topic...

(Actually I don't mind him much.  At least he doesn't just post "ThIs Is StUpID!!!!!" with no explanation. Consider this a good-natured jab, rather than an all-out attack.)
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LilCerberus
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Toe Socks


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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2012, 08:56:08 PM »

People who assume that I don't have stuff to do...
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« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2012, 09:15:48 PM »

all elements of the sobering up process
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« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2012, 04:49:00 AM »

I ordered a book through the mail called the FILMS OF TOD BROWNING.
I excepected an in depth review of his films.
Instead I got a lot of Freudian insights.
Worse-the reviewers didn't even know thir horror film history!
A review of DRACULA(1931) mentions that the Chistopher Lee version was directed by Roger Corman for AIP!  Buggedout
So it made all the other "facts" in the book suspect.  Lookingup
Sigh.  Bluesad

Sure-I sometimes get my facts mixed up when I post about a film on the internet.
But I don't charge over $30.00 f**king dollars for people to read my f**k ups!
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« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2012, 05:04:09 AM »

When you want to buy a book/dvd off amazon and someone ruins the end in the review section.

 Bluesad
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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2012, 06:25:28 AM »

When you're eating something and bite into something really hard, only to discover it was one of your fillings.
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2012, 11:58:49 AM »

Living on earth.
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