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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2012, 08:45:36 PM »



I can't I have to struggle for every last breath, still, it wil be over sooner or later, just  hope whenever it happens it's swift, Afterall, I'm a  pretty nice guy. Smile

Actually,Frank is indeed a pretty nice guy....I think NYC can make anyone stressed. Plus he sounds a lot like Robert De Niro on the phone which is cool.
Love ya,Frank! Smile



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JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.


« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2012, 03:12:57 PM »

You have mulitple TV channels yet you cannot find anything to watch and the airwaves are dominated by boring sports events, reality TV and mindless talk and game shows.
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tracy
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« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2012, 01:25:43 PM »

Wasting perfectly good airtime with endless infomercials...isn't there a good old show you could put on?
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Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.
alandhopewell
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2012, 01:34:05 PM »

     TV shows that showcase accidents, toilet jokes, and people being hit in the crotch as the height of humor.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
tracy
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« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2012, 03:43:46 PM »

     TV shows that showcase accidents, toilet jokes, and people being hit in the crotch as the height of humor.
So much for America's Funniest Home Videos..... BounceGiggle
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I Am Vitriol...When You Say My Name You Praise Me


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« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2012, 05:38:50 PM »

...people being hit in the crotch as the height of humor.


But that is the height of humor. BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

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Saucerman
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Hypnotic, ain't it?


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« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2012, 09:36:42 AM »

Having a centipede drop from the ceiling on to my face while I'm sleeping. 
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Doggett
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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...


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« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2012, 09:50:19 AM »

Self service tills in supermarkets!

 Bluesad

I dont even get angry about them anymore. I just curl and and cry in the corner.
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If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
Frank81
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« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2012, 11:39:15 AM »

MAD  magazine is run by clueless  people  and it has ADS! Thumbdown
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« Reply #39 on: April 24, 2012, 12:53:03 PM »

95% of everything.
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« Reply #40 on: April 24, 2012, 12:59:56 PM »

95% of everything.

Yup, but, better  be careful you may  bring down the amused  to death audience and watch your spelling.
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tracy
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« Reply #41 on: April 24, 2012, 01:36:43 PM »

Dr.Joyce Brothers facial surgery.
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alandhopewell
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #42 on: April 24, 2012, 01:45:40 PM »

Dr.Joyce Brothers facial surgery.


     INDEED!

Small | Large
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
zombie #1
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Oookaay...


« Reply #43 on: April 24, 2012, 03:31:52 PM »

Toothache. your entire existence becomes null and void, and your only conscious thought is intense agonizing toothache
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alandhopewell
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #44 on: April 25, 2012, 02:36:33 PM »

Toothache. your entire existence becomes null and void, and your only conscious thought is intense agonizing toothache

     You reminded me of a dreadful experience I had....
January, 1992....I'd moved to Cleveland a few months before, in the employ of a professional magician who owned the building I was living in. My pay, basically, was a place to live, in return for cleaning up the property, and providing security; at the time, I and my cat were the only tenants.

     One weekend, we were hit with a snowstorm. My boss was out of town, and I had no money. In those days, I smoked, and I'd smoked my last cigarette on Friday afternoon, and I really didn't know anyone.

     Thanks to the weather, I was stranded indoors. To make matters worse, my cat was in heat, and stuck in the apartment with me, I had an abcessed tooth which was giving me indescribable pain, and a rat had crawled up into the cold air return system, and died, permeating my digs with the stench of the charnel house.

     All that, and no cigarettes....where was Edgar Allan Poe?
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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