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« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2014, 04:56:34 PM »
okay, I don't really want to be "that guy", but.... I can honestly say this was probably the worst movie I've seen in the past 5 years, and possibly the worst horror I've ever seen. truly hated every minute of it. just an obnoxious, pretentious overblown mess of a film.

*leaves thread slowly*  Wink
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« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2014, 03:28:00 PM »
I got your back, zombie  Wink

I've seen plenty of movies that were objectively worse, but this was easily one of the biggest wastes of potential I've ever sat through. 90 minutes of META META META OMG WE'RE SO CLEVER!!!! To hell with it.
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« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2014, 05:32:38 PM »
I thought it was...OK-parts I really enjoyed-other parts were to-like Zombie and Chaos sed-too...I dunno-"hip".

Tiana liked it-but shes young and un-jaded.
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« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2014, 03:46:46 PM »
Quote from: zombie #1 on July 15, 2014, 04:56:34 PM
okay, I don't really want to be "that guy", but.... I can honestly say this was probably the worst movie I've seen in the past 5 years, and possibly the worst horror I've ever seen. truly hated every minute of it. just an obnoxious, pretentious overblown mess of a film.

I didn't hate it as much as you, but I will say that it was a HUGE disappointment.  The movie's "secret" is really stupid and when I got to the end I just thought, "That's it?  You MUST be kidding."
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« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2014, 04:13:53 PM »
Quote from: The Burgomaster on July 28, 2014, 03:46:46 PM
really stupid

That sums up my entire opinion of that movie perfectly.  Especially the ending lol. 
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« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2014, 04:53:56 PM »
Comedy is subjective, so if it didn't amuse you it didn't work. If you went into it expecting a serious horror movie rather than something that was making fun of genre conventions I can see how you might be disappointed. I loved it! I'm not a huge fan of "cabin" movies outside of EVIL DEAD.
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« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2014, 01:11:47 AM »
After my first viewing I was amazed at the praise it got. I still think it's "meh" and totally overrated, or maybe I'm just not seeing what others see in this film. Maybe my opinion will change after a second viewing but as of now, it's just "meh".
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« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2014, 01:50:48 PM »
an indication of how much we hated it would be the fact that we only watched it once,then sent it back.
 we never do that!
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