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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2012, 03:14:20 PM »

...can be reached only through fabrication and imagination and stylization.

You mean WyreDick getting laid?
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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2012, 04:32:07 PM »

All I know is Superman would be no match for the Wonder Twins because THERE ARE TWO OF THEM.
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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2012, 04:38:16 PM »

Oh well....Anyone watched any good porn lately?

I've tried to, but they're all completely unrealistic flights of fancy, so I can't get on board.  Too much David does Goliath stuff...
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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2012, 04:59:06 PM »

Oh well....Anyone watched any good porn lately?

I've tried to, but they're all completely unrealistic flights of fancy, so I can't get on board.  Too much David does Goliath stuff...

I actually find that 99.9% of all movies are GOOD because my life is an unrealistic flight of fancy. I don't watch movies to escape, I watch them to RELATE!
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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2012, 05:07:40 PM »

Oh well....Anyone watched any good porn lately?

I've tried to, but they're all completely unrealistic flights of fancy, so I can't get on board.  Too much David does Goliath stuff...

I actually find that 99.9% of all movies are GOOD because my life is an unrealistic flight of fancy. I don't watch movies to escape, I watch them to RELATE!

Are you talking about porn like I was?  If so, I wanna trade lives with Flick!!!
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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2012, 05:14:14 PM »

Oh well....Anyone watched any good porn lately?

I've tried to, but they're all completely unrealistic flights of fancy, so I can't get on board.  Too much David does Goliath stuff...

Yeah, what's so unrealistic about them is the guy in over 99% of them have a certain part of their anatomy enlarged to a degree that is rare and uncomfortable for most women. Alot of times, you can see how uncomfortable it is for the actresses. Also what's so unrealistic about them is  really beautiful and sexy women being attracted to guys who are often a challenge to look at.

I know Big Breasted actresses are desired for films like these.  But yet, actresses with naturally big breasts are hard to come by.  So a lot of these big breasted actresses are not natural.  They have their breasts augmented to make them look big and that is not pretty to look at.
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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2012, 05:22:10 PM »

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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2012, 05:22:30 PM »

Oh well....Anyone watched any good porn lately?

I've tried to, but they're all completely unrealistic flights of fancy, so I can't get on board.  Too much David does Goliath stuff...

Yeah, what's so unrealistic about them is the guy in over 99% of them have a certain part of their anatomy enlarged to a degree that is rare and uncomfortable for most women. Alot of times, you can see how uncomfortable it is for the actresses. Also what's so unrealistic about them is  really beautiful and sexy women being attracted to guys who are often a challenge to look at.

I know Big Breasted actresses are desired for films like these.  But yet, actresses with naturally big breasts are hard to come by.  So a lot of these big breasted actresses are not natural.  They have their breasts augmented to make them look big and that is not pretty to look at.

I didn't know that about porn. Well, you learn something new every day I guess.
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« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2012, 05:25:51 PM »

Oh well....Anyone watched any good porn lately?

I've tried to, but they're all completely unrealistic flights of fancy, so I can't get on board.  Too much David does Goliath stuff...

I actually find that 99.9% of all movies are GOOD because my life is an unrealistic flight of fancy. I don't watch movies to escape, I watch them to RELATE!

Are you talking about porn like I was?  If so, I wanna trade lives with Flick!!!

You mean not all couples have Pizza-and-Porn night once a week?
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« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2012, 05:30:50 PM »

Oh well....Anyone watched any good porn lately?

I've tried to, but they're all completely unrealistic flights of fancy, so I can't get on board.  Too much David does Goliath stuff...

I actually find that 99.9% of all movies are GOOD because my life is an unrealistic flight of fancy. I don't watch movies to escape, I watch them to RELATE!

Are you talking about porn like I was?  If so, I wanna trade lives with Flick!!!

You mean not all couples have Pizza-and-Porn night once a week?

Oh-I have Pizza and Porn-the only couple are my hands.  Bluesad
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« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2012, 07:44:56 PM »

You annoy us, Wyre.  Go away. TongueOut
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« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2012, 09:03:06 PM »

Oh well....Anyone watched any good porn lately?

I've tried to, but they're all completely unrealistic flights of fancy, so I can't get on board.  Too much David does Goliath stuff...

Yeah, what's so unrealistic about them is the guy in over 99% of them have a certain part of their anatomy enlarged to a degree that is rare and uncomfortable for most women. Alot of times, you can see how uncomfortable it is for the actresses. Also what's so unrealistic about them is  really beautiful and sexy women being attracted to guys who are often a challenge to look at.

I know Big Breasted actresses are desired for films like these.  But yet, actresses with naturally big breasts are hard to come by.  So a lot of these big breasted actresses are not natural.  They have their breasts augmented to make them look big and that is not pretty to look at.
*psstt*  Maybe I shouldn't be telling you this, but we weren't really talking about how porn was unrealistic. We were just making fun of you.  
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« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2012, 09:44:49 PM »

You annoy us, Wyre.  Go away. TongueOut
He loves to annoy you. 

I love Wyrewizard
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« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2012, 09:59:04 PM »

Why is it? Because Hollywood LOVES cliche's to the maximum, that's why. Wyre, your talking about some crazy stuff, are you're sure you haven't been smoking pot lately?
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« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2012, 11:25:37 PM »

Why is it? Because Hollywood LOVES cliche's to the maximum, that's why. Wyre, your talking about some crazy stuff, are you're sure you haven't been smoking pot lately?
Are you 18? 
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