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Ash
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« on: May 03, 2012, 03:51:51 PM »

This picture from Andrew's recent review of Sea Beast is just begging for some captions!



"Excuse me miss, can you tell me how to get to I-95?"
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2012, 04:09:00 PM »

"Does that look like a cavity to you?"
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2012, 07:18:06 PM »


Woman (to Sea Beast): Shake!  Cmon boy, shake!
(Sea Beast extends hand)
Woman: Good boy!  Who's a good sea beastie?  You is!  Sea Beastie want a treat? (hands out a Milk Bone)
Sea Beast: Goodie Goodie!
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2012, 07:55:17 PM »



"burEEEEERRRRRRRRRHHHHH-p!"
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2012, 08:35:27 PM »



Meth.  Not even once.
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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2012, 11:16:18 AM »

That's the last computer dating service I ever use!
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Hi there!


« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2012, 10:24:42 PM »

Look out, a bird is about to s**t on you.
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« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2012, 11:55:39 PM »




Woman: What are you doing here honey! Come back tonight when my husband is out of town.
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2012, 07:31:24 AM »

Monster:  "Remember me, you flushed me 20 years ago...now I will have my revenge..."
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