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On the 8th day God created G.A.Romero
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They're dead, but they're comin' right for us!

« on: May 07, 2012, 01:26:29 AM »

Time to get ready for the prom.

Do ya think I need more eyeshadow or just a kick in the face?

" We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep."

"Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!"
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2012, 01:20:47 PM »

I thought being an Avon Lady would be fun...

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2012, 01:43:49 PM »

Putting in ill-fitting contact lenses and THEN trying to put on makeup is really a bad idea..

HBO in space!<br />
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2012, 02:49:10 PM »

This is why proper lighting around the bathroom mirror is so important.

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
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The bullsh*t meter is up high ಠ__ಠ
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Hi there!

« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2012, 03:50:53 PM »

What Joan Rivers currently looks like.

yeah no.
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2012, 08:24:33 AM »

Makeovers for the undead.

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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