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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: May 13, 2012, 12:53:15 AM »

The Sunday night movie.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
On the 8th day God created G.A.Romero
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They're dead, but they're comin' right for us!

« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2012, 02:30:01 PM »

Bonjour Captain Picard. I see you are still as bald as ever. can I interest you in a nice all natural hairpiece made out of real humanoid hair? If you decide, please contact me and I'll be most happy to personally rip off the best hair from the downer thing you can see on my left.

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« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2012, 08:27:05 AM »

"So, you got the same message from Cave Johnson too? Wow, that guys gets around."

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« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2012, 01:10:25 PM »

Listen,Piccard....I'd suggest you look at another planet for shore leave.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
El Misfit
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Hi there!

« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2012, 01:29:11 PM »

Finally, the War between Star Wars and Star Trek has ended in peace!

yeah no.
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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2012, 01:56:19 PM »

Captain, after reviewing the replay it would seem that Han did indeed shoot first.

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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2012, 07:53:58 PM »

Chewie here tells me you need passage into the Klingon system....

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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2012, 09:34:33 AM »

Your towel? Yeah, I can see how that could be embarrassing. Our own Emperor never puts his down; He walks around with it hanging from a little gold chain around his neck. Well, look; I could hook you up with these guys who wear bathrobes. They're pretty good at finding stuff, especially if you dropped your towel in an orange swirly thing in space. They'll like your pajamas!

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
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