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tommex84
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« on: May 17, 2012, 03:16:25 PM »


Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
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tracy
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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2012, 04:16:35 PM »

Look...I'm the star of this movie and if you step on my lines again I'm gonna step all over you!
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Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.
El Misfit
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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2012, 05:34:12 PM »

Hey, I kicked chuck Norris's ass, your argument is invalid!
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yeah no.
JoeTheDestroyer
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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2012, 06:59:27 PM »

He even flicks boogers at sonic speed!
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2012, 09:29:54 AM »

Go on, pull my finger.
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"[It has] a special Zombie Puppet Cam that lets you see all the people die at Puppet Level! It's one thing to say, 'I wonder what it would look like if a puppet with a dentist's drill in his head ran straight at your brain and just drilled his way right through.' But it's another, entirely DIFFERENT thing when you say 'What would the same thing look like if you were eight inches high so all you could see was this enormous blood-spouting brain?'"-Joe Bob on PUPPET MASTER
tommex84
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« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2012, 10:16:20 AM »

Excuse me, you got something on your glasses sir. Here, let me take care of that.
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" We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep."

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tracy
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2012, 01:47:23 PM »

Go on, pull my finger.
ROFL....I knew somebody would go there. TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2012, 08:53:27 AM »

Go on, make fun of his tie again. I DARE you!
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2012, 09:16:05 PM »

"Are you serious?  My mom has those EXACT same prescription glasses!  Don't they work great?"
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2012, 11:19:08 AM »

"Do I use a Thigh Master!? Me!? Okay, now you've done it....."
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