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TheGreatWhiteDope
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« on: May 22, 2012, 08:54:26 PM »




Hmm... you find a couple of stones in India, nice... then you find the Lost Ark, that's cute...
uh-huh, the Holy Grail - that's really very good.... Now, about this crystal skull crap....
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« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2012, 09:01:49 PM »



Hey Han, have you seen that son of a b***h Darth Vader?  I've got a bone to pick with him.
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« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2012, 09:36:27 PM »

You know, commentary aside, that actor is the worst Hitler likeness they could possibly have chosen!
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 12:43:19 PM »

No....my poetry is way better than the Vogons.

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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2012, 01:17:43 PM »


What do you mean that my people are stealing all of the beer?
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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2012, 09:54:59 PM »



To Captain Han Solo, from your biggest fan Admiral Kendal Ozzel!
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2012, 11:18:10 AM »

 

  As you can tell by my resume and headshot portfolio, I'm perfect for the role of this "Han Solo", Mr. Lucas.

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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2012, 05:07:25 PM »


Ja, Ja...Hirohito really does need my fashion designer. Have you seen his troops? Look like sausages...
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2012, 09:48:39 PM »

"All those who enjoyed Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, leave the room..."
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2012, 09:51:36 PM »

"All those who enjoyed Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, leave the room..."

FREEZE, HARRISON! 
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2012, 02:14:44 PM »

(Insert random "Hitler Finds Out..." Downfall gag sub here.)
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2012, 03:06:33 PM »


what do you mean that there's a guy on the internet called IndianaSmith?
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2012, 04:19:55 PM »

Thanks for signing my Wolfenstein 3D guide.
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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2012, 07:45:25 AM »

To distract them, Indy gave the Nazis a copy of 50 Shades Of Gray.
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