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Question: Here are the names I have so far, which do you like best?
Brett - 4 (7.5%)
Marshall - 6 (11.3%)
Stevie - 3 (5.7%)
Shane - 7 (13.2%)
Eric - 7 (13.2%)
Dalton - 10 (18.9%)
Vincent - 16 (30.2%)
Total Voters: 37

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« Reply #45 on: June 01, 2012, 05:19:07 AM »

Also whatever his first name is, his middle name should be "Von'.  last names are just so much cooler when you have "Von" in front of them. 

Not with my surname it won't be!
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« Reply #46 on: June 02, 2012, 10:59:00 AM »

Also whatever his first name is, his middle name should be "Von'.  last names are just so much cooler when you have "Von" in front of them. 

Not with my surname it won't be!
Humphries, right? 

Von Humphries isn't too bad.  You just have to have the right first name to go along with it.  Like "Otto". 

Otto Von Humphries.  If that name doesn't say creepy German Butler with a monocle, I don't know what does.  As an added bonus, he now has a clear career path ahead of him!
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« Reply #47 on: June 02, 2012, 04:51:59 PM »

Also whatever his first name is, his middle name should be "Von'.  last names are just so much cooler when you have "Von" in front of them. 

Not with my surname it won't be!
Humphries, right? 

Von Humphries isn't too bad.  You just have to have the right first name to go along with it.  Like "Otto". 

Otto Von Humphries.  If that name doesn't say creepy German Butler with a monocle, I don't know what does.  As an added bonus, he now has a clear career path ahead of him!

Oh dear god! Give the kid a chance...no need to scar him psychologically from day one.
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« Reply #48 on: June 02, 2012, 05:22:18 PM »

Also whatever his first name is, his middle name should be "Von'.  last names are just so much cooler when you have "Von" in front of them. 

Not with my surname it won't be!
Humphries, right? 

Von Humphries isn't too bad.  You just have to have the right first name to go along with it.  Like "Otto". 

Otto Von Humphries.  If that name doesn't say creepy German Butler with a monocle, I don't know what does.  As an added bonus, he now has a clear career path ahead of him!

Oh dear god! Give the kid a chance...no need to scar him psychologically from day one.

Gotta agree here.  If Chris did that he'd be better off just pre-beating the boy before school daily.   Lookingup
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« Reply #49 on: June 02, 2012, 09:18:35 PM »

whats your last name? that's the key.
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« Reply #50 on: June 03, 2012, 04:20:59 AM »

whats your last name? that's the key.


Its Humphries. Did you read any of the previous posts?

Frankenstein.
You could nickname him Frankie.
I wish someone had the foresight to name me Frankenstein when I was born.
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I dunno-I still like Vincent-but Christopher Lee sounds nice.

I named my kids-
Jediah Dillon-after Jed Clampett and Marshell Dillon of Gunsmoke.
And Edward Clyde-after my Uncle Eddie and Clyde Barrow-(cuz I'm Ronny-he's Clyde).
Yup,I'm an idiot. My first wife wouldnt go for Bela or Boris-dumb b***h.
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Name him Christopher  Lee Humphries! Serious! He'd be a Jr!
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« Reply #51 on: June 03, 2012, 06:50:09 AM »

Name him Christopher Lee Humphries!

Oh, I like that. Good one. I don't suppose Circus would make an exception to his "no biblical names" rule for the sake of Christopher Lee and his own name.

And I wish I could give you karma for naming a son after Jed Clampett.
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« Reply #52 on: June 03, 2012, 07:01:52 AM »

Circus, I've known you a long time and as far as I am concerned, it doesn't matter what you name your son as I am sure he'll make you proud.  Thumbup Cheers
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« Reply #53 on: June 03, 2012, 07:39:14 AM »

RC- I couldn't tell
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« Reply #54 on: June 03, 2012, 07:44:34 AM »

RC- I couldn't tell

oh. Ok. That makes a lot of nonsense.
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« Reply #55 on: June 03, 2012, 08:37:43 AM »

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« Reply #56 on: June 03, 2012, 04:54:01 PM »

Just don't name him Wilberforce Clayborne....(as much as I do like that character).
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« Reply #57 on: June 03, 2012, 06:43:19 PM »

Name him Christopher Lee Humphries!

Oh, I like that. Good one. I don't suppose Circus would make an exception to his "no biblical names" rule for the sake of Christopher Lee and his own name.

And I wish I could give you karma for naming a son after Jed Clampett.

Oh dear god! Some of you need to never be sought for advice by anyone. Buggedout
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« Reply #58 on: June 03, 2012, 09:52:20 PM »

Vincent Humphries is an awesome name (then again, so is Abel Humphries, but I won't press the issue.)

The key is the middle name. It can be something that won't tramatize the boy at school, as middle names aren't commonly thrown around, but it can be something meaningful to you.

Also, if its embarrassing enough, it can add an extra level of insult when you're trying to disipline him as shown:

"VINCENT (insert obscure b movie reference) HUMPHRIES! HOW DARE YOU FEED ENEMAS TO THE DOG!" or "VINCENT (insert Dr Who reference) HUMPHRIES, YOU PUT THAT MACHETE DOWN RIGHT NOW, OR SO HELP ME..."
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« Reply #59 on: June 03, 2012, 10:35:21 PM »

Vincent Van Humphries.
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