WORST CHRISTMAS MOVIE ???

[clockworkcanary]

Hulk Hogan in Santa With Muscles.

I tried to get through that movie about three times and gave up.

[Derelict Coin-op]

Supposedly the worst Christmas movie is Saving Christmas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saving_Christmas
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4009460/

As for what I saw, that would be Florida Mall Santa and the Dairy Mascot Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny

Thats what I heard too,I still havnt mustered up the will to see it though I hear its good to watch when your toasted. Santa claus vs. the martians has to be my favourite (droppo you are the laziest man on mars!), somewhere out there is an album that made a bunch of tracks from samples from the movie ive been hunting forever from a band called the laziest men on mars. If anyone knows where I can find a copy I'm all ears. I think theres another called the magic christmas tree ive seen thatd come a close second though. Cinema snob did a review on it,I got a larf.

[Dark Alex]

I am Santa Claus. Me and Kristi went to watch this two years ago sold on it being Mick Foley being a Santa Claus. It was more a documentry about what mall Santa's do for the rest of the year. We watched about half of it before turning it off. One makes nude Santa calanders, another worked in a porn stars bar where you could watch people having sex and so on. When ever I take kids out to department stores there is no way in hell I will let them sit on Santa's lap any more.

[A.J. Bauer]

I forgot Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas exists.
That s**t barely qualifies as a movie anyway.

It's just him making up bulls**t speculation that doesn't have any evidence to corroborate it
and a painfully long dance number to fill the required time to be considered a feature length movie.

My favorite thing was Kirk claiming that atheists were attacking his terrible movie and hiding behind
his Christian persecution complex. It can't possibly be that s**t like Saving Christmas, War Room, God's Not Dead 1 & 2,
Left Behind, Persecuted, and Fireproof are just bad movies.

Kirk Cameron is one of the dumbest and most insecure people in Hollywood and the only thing he's good at is making
Christianity look bad. Even if I was Christian I'd hate Saving Christmas since it's just inane babble followed by miserable
excuses to make Christmas as materialistic as possible. When that movie came out Charles Schulz started spinning in his f**king grave.

[JaseSF]

Probably one of those much too syrupy, forced Lifetime or W Network Christmas TV movies...

[El Misfit]

I vote we make Saving Christmas fall under the Christian exploitation film, as the film was exploiting Christians of their money.

[A.J. Bauer]

I vote we make Saving Christmas fall under the Christian exploitation film, as the film was exploiting Christians of their money.

That's pretty much Brad Jones's judgment on it.
The guy reviewed exploitation films most of his career and he said that recent years has brought him a
new genre of exploitation films for him to review. Christsploitation.