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mrsskinner
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« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2012, 06:24:18 PM »
Quote from: Raffine on June 03, 2012, 03:10:47 PM
Quote from: mrsskinner on June 03, 2012, 01:11:06 PM
"anything you didn't feed the food to Mrs. Skinner?"-Food of the Gods


 BounceGiggle

Also from that film:

"Jobs for female bacteriologists are just not that easy to find, Jack."



also
"The only sin is your G-d stupidity"
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2012, 07:28:15 PM »
MARLON BRANDO in THE GODFATHER:
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." 

BORIS KARLOFF in THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN:
"Hate living.  Love dead."

GENE WILDER in YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (after TERI GARR exclaims "Oh Doctor, you haven't touched your food...") 
"There.  Now I've touched it.  Happy?" 
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« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2012, 09:09:50 PM »
"Oh, yeah- A man, in a cylinder, unscrewin' it from another world? You're a lunatic!" - The Potsman from Timbo Hines' WOTW
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"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2012, 07:31:22 AM »
"C'mon let's do some crime" Debbie from Repo Man.
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« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2012, 08:45:54 AM »
One of my favourites (2 actually)

- Don't cry son, tears will cause thy wheels to rust

Roller blade

- A date without sex is a day wasted

Birdemic
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alandhopewell
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2012, 01:15:14 PM »
     JOHN CONNOR- "The police are outside!"

     SARAH CONNOR- "How many?"

     JOHN CONNOR- "All of them!"

     From TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2012, 01:22:54 PM »
"I HATE robot spiders!" - from THE LOST EMPIRE
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tracy
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« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2012, 01:27:27 PM »
"You ruined my new jacket...kill him a lot!"

Amilyn,aka Paul Reubens from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" movie
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« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2012, 07:51:30 PM »
"When Harry Met Sally'

Harry (Billy Crystal) and Sally (Meg Ryan) are in a restaurant in New York City discussing female orgasms, and to prove that a woman can fake a convincing orgasm, Sally starts faking one. Throwing her head and body back and saying: "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

But another woman in the restaurant thinking that Sally is enjoying what she is eating,  says to a waiter: "I'll have what she's having."

Only five words, but a memorable line I'll never forget. For it is not what you say, but how you say it.
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El Misfit
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Hi there!
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2012, 07:18:56 PM »
"OHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Troll 2 Wink

"I'm tired of the muthaf**king snakes on this muthaf**king plane!"
-Samuel L. Jackson Snakes on a Plane
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yeah no.
ChaosTheory
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« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2012, 11:16:50 AM »
"Now this just p!sses me off to no end." - BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA

"Go away. 'Batin'."
and
"So?? Shut up! You broke my house!" -- IDIOCRACY  (pretty much everything Frito says in that movie is golden  TeddyR TeddyR)
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Through the darkness of future past
The magician longs to see
One chance opts between two worlds
Fire walk with me
tracy
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« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2012, 11:22:10 AM »
"You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together!"

"So?"

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail....just the way Graham Chapman says "So?" simply cracks me up. TeddyR
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alandhopewell
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2012, 11:38:14 AM »
     "You broke the ship! You BROKE the bloody SHIP!"

     -Alan Rickman (Dr. Lazarus) in GALAXY QUEST
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2012, 12:16:36 PM »
For pure dramatic punch, I'd go with "It won't make any difference."

(Newt, from Aliens)

For a line that is just incidental-seeming but genius in its way, I'd go with Otto's final line in this exchange from Repo Man:

Leila: What about our relationship?
Otto: What?
Leila: Our relationship!
Otto: f**k that!


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« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2012, 05:26:08 PM »
It is not only how you say it, but how you write it.

In "Lair of the White Worm," in the scene with the lady (Amanda Donohoe) and the underaged scout (Chris Pitt), there must be some type of record for double entendres in one scene, as seemingly, every other line is a double entendre or one about every 23 seconds.

Here are some examples from the lady, and when two people are speaking, the boy speaks first, except for the first one listed.

"How do you rate the music?"--"I'm not really into head banging."--"Are you into any kind of banging?"

"Don't worry. You will leave me well satisfied."

"That's very kind."--"Kind nothing. If you don't get out of your wet things, you'll catch your death."

"Down you go."

"Yes, I'm home."

"I'm hungry."--"Me, too. Dinner won't be long."

"So, it's a nice bath for you and then dinner."

"And after that."--"Ah! The experience of a lifetime."

"I wouldn't think of letting you go--now."

"There. That's just a sample. Bathtime."

"I'm not finished with you--yet."

"Stand up. I won't bite you."

"My, you are a fine growing boy."

"Save your breath."

"You are a vegetable, metaphorically speaking. But, the god is not a vegetarian."

"Actually, I'm doing you a favor."

And the perfect answer to the inevitable question from the lord to the lady. "Do you have any children?"--"Only when there are no men around."

Of course, depending upon one's sexual orientation, one may substitute "Only when there are no women around" for "Only when there are no men around.
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