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Flangepart
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« on: June 11, 2012, 08:43:09 AM »

Striptease in 3-D
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« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2012, 11:15:30 AM »
"This 3d sh*t is waaaaay overrated you know that?"
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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2012, 11:19:01 AM »
What, another Boll movie? Well, they said we gotta be here but they never said we gotta watch it.
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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2012, 01:28:23 PM »
The "No Cars Allowed Drive-In" recently started showing 3D movies this week...
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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2012, 09:22:11 PM »
Go see a movie they said
you'll like it they said.
This is a crappy movie we all said!
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yeah no.
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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2012, 11:16:54 PM »
And this time, when Patrick Stewart removed his hat, the audience was ready.
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2012, 12:45:17 PM »
Quote from: AndyC on June 11, 2012, 11:16:54 PM
And this time, when Patrick Stewart removed his hat, the audience was ready.

ROFL....karma time! BounceGiggle
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2012, 06:17:45 AM »
Proper precautions must be taken when watching old Starfleet ladies doing fan dances.
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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2012, 04:34:58 PM »



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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2012, 04:49:27 PM »
"You know, if we combined this with our mind-altering drug experiments, it would really kick ass."
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« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2012, 08:55:12 AM »
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on June 29, 2012, 04:34:58 PM



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« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2012, 09:03:19 AM »
"Seriously, Colonel, get your fingers out of your ears, you puss."
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