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« on: June 18, 2012, 07:58:12 AM »

Yeah, I know they won't let either of us win. Well, lets make it look good,kay?

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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2012, 10:05:37 AM »

(Translation of various roars)

Godzilla:  Excuse me my good sir, you seemed to have toppled this tower.

Gamera:  Quite. 

Godzilla:  Where you not aware that I had reserved Japan to trample this day? 

Gamera:  Poppycock.  I've had this day scheduled for months in advance.  It was clearly listed in the Gentlemonsters Quarterly.  Would it be to much to ask for you to perhaps reschedule your monstrous rampage until next week?

Godzilla:  I'm afraid not.  I'm having tea with Ultraman and King Kong on Sunday and I'll simply die if I have no new stories to entertain them with. 

Gamera:  I'm afraid I can't reschedule either.  I have an upcoming arrangement with the Power Ranger that is going to occupy my free time for the foreseeable future. 

Godzilla:  That is troublesome.  I suppose we could cooperate and both topple Japan.

Gamera:  I suppose,although it's just not the same.

Godzilla:  We could spice things up a bit.  Make a contest of it.  See who can destroy more of Tokyo the fastest.

Gamera:  Splendid idea!  May I go so far as to suggest that we also make this a full contact sport.

Godzilla:  That would add a bit more spice into things, wouldn't it?  Very well, good sir, I accept your offer and may the best monster win. 

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Hi there!

« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2012, 12:53:31 PM »

"And then I said I won't destroy your city anymore!"

yeah no.
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