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El Misfit
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Hi there!

« on: June 22, 2012, 10:46:57 AM »

Since Johnny Depp is single now...
Brace yourselves...The virgin brides are coming!

yeah no.
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2012, 10:58:48 AM »

Coming to theaters this summer,  The Bridal Games

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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2012, 01:16:19 PM »

Okay...whoever makes it across the finish line first gets their wedding for free!

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2012, 04:32:35 PM »

Only moments after the race begin did the
contestants learn that Matthew McConaughey
was just married.  And then, as suddenly as it
began, the race was done.

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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2012, 09:59:33 AM »

Bridal kneepads: they're not just for fellatio anymore.

"About twenty minutes into it, you'll be ready for it to be over. It won't be. It goes on for TWO SOLID HOURS. In order to calm down, you'll need some kind of light romantic comedy to watch, maybe something starring Freddy Krueger."-Joe Bob on SHOCKER
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