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El Misfit
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Hi there!

« on: June 22, 2012, 10:46:57 AM »

Since Johnny Depp is single now...
Brace yourselves...The virgin brides are coming!

yeah no.
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2012, 10:58:48 AM »

Coming to theaters this summer,  The Bridal Games

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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2012, 01:16:19 PM »

Okay...whoever makes it across the finish line first gets their wedding for free!

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2012, 04:32:35 PM »

Only moments after the race begin did the
contestants learn that Matthew McConaughey
was just married.  And then, as suddenly as it
began, the race was done.

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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2012, 09:59:33 AM »

Bridal kneepads: they're not just for fellatio anymore.

"Larry Buchanan's latest movie proving that the Mafia, Castro, Bobby Kennedy, the CIA, the FBI, Elvis and the Russians all did everything bad for the last thirty years. Larry is not just a conspiracy theorist. Larry's so paranoid he thinks there's a conspiracy to cover up all the conspiracies, and another conspiracy to cover up the conspiracy to suppress his movies."-Joe Bob on GOODNIGHT, SWEET MARILYN
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