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El Misfit
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Hi there!

« on: June 22, 2012, 10:46:57 AM »

Since Johnny Depp is single now...
Brace yourselves...The virgin brides are coming!

yeah no.
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2012, 10:58:48 AM »

Coming to theaters this summer,  The Bridal Games

DarkSider's Realm

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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2012, 01:16:19 PM »

Okay...whoever makes it across the finish line first gets their wedding for free!

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2012, 04:32:35 PM »

Only moments after the race begin did the
contestants learn that Matthew McConaughey
was just married.  And then, as suddenly as it
began, the race was done.

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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2012, 09:59:33 AM »

Bridal kneepads: they're not just for fellatio anymore.

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
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