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A.J. Bauer
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« on: June 23, 2012, 12:37:00 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2012, 12:51:56 PM »



That's really scraping the barrel now...
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2012, 12:55:12 PM »

Total Recall is NOTHING without Arnold.  NOTHING!
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 12:56:22 PM »

Total Recall is NOTHING without Arnold.  NOTHING!

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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 03:07:36 PM »

One of my fave Arnie movies remade.  Lookingup
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2012, 08:15:03 PM »

The chick with three boobs and the airport 'two weeks two weeks' scene must be kept, otherwise it's an epic fail.
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2012, 03:20:49 AM »

The chick with three boobs and the airport 'two weeks two weeks' scene must be kept, otherwise it's an epic fail.

They might give her four boobs!  TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2012, 09:30:44 AM »

The chick with three boobs and the airport 'two weeks two weeks' scene must be kept, otherwise it's an epic fail.

They might give her four boobs!  TeddyR
Four boobs is a great idea.
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2012, 09:47:03 AM »

Four boobs?!!!?



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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2012, 09:54:09 AM »

Four boobs?!!!?



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Let's not get carried away.

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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2012, 09:56:25 AM »



Benny: Oh snap! Eww, man. Never mind!
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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2012, 04:25:50 AM »

I heard a quote from Len Wiseman.  Apparently he had an idea to do an original sci-fi movie, but the studio wouldn't do it.  They offered him in this remake, or nothing as far as sci-fi goes, and he wanted to do a sci-fi film, so this is what we get. 

It's lame.
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« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2012, 06:17:47 AM »

You know, I am in two minds about Wiseman in general, he seems to be slumming it most of the time, but I have to admit the visuals and action I've seen so far have actually looked pretty damn good [forgetting about the whole remake part of it]

I know I'll be disappointed as I know he can't direct 'quiet' scenes and characters come off wooden and dull, but its at least looking ok so far: if you're going to be boring in characters, may as well up the scenery and action.
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« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2012, 12:59:33 AM »

So it's the Scumbag Studio then? Well there goes creativity. Lookingup
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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2012, 01:08:52 AM »

I saw a preview for it recently and it just looks boring as heck.  Flashy video game effects aren't exciting at all.
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