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« on: June 28, 2012, 06:42:08 PM »

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/mcdonalds-french-fries-assault-678321

that step daughter really was assaulted a by the salt on the fries.
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« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2012, 07:06:35 PM »

what a waffle thing to do, hope she gets batter soon
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« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2012, 11:20:38 PM »

that's a weird way to be arrested.
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« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2012, 11:25:09 PM »

that's a weird way to be arrested.

Good thing it wasn't the hot coffee.  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2012, 12:39:31 AM »

I hadn't seen this thread - guess I needed to ketchup on my reading . . . TeddyR
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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2012, 11:51:41 AM »

I've never gotten fastfood that was actually fresh and hot enough to burn somebody. 
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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2012, 11:53:39 AM »

^ I was thinking the same thing lol ^
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2012, 12:18:04 PM »

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/mcdonalds-french-fries-assault-678321

that step daughter really was assaulted a by the salt on the fries.


More like a salty battery than assault and battery.
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« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2012, 04:54:45 PM »

So, they're saying the oily fries didn't actually burn her, but they could have.

Huh?
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« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2012, 07:55:29 PM »

So, they're saying the oily fries didn't actually burn her, but they could have.

Huh?
You can sue for something not happening to you now? 

Awesome.  Now to decide who I'm going to sue.  I mean, nobody has run over me with their limo before, but I'm sure some rich person could have done that. 

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« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2012, 05:44:34 PM »

So, they're saying the oily fries didn't actually burn her, but they could have.

Huh?
You can sue for something not happening to you now? 

Awesome.  Now to decide who I'm going to sue.  I mean, nobody has run over me with their limo before, but I'm sure some rich person could have done that. 

It's the legal system if my mom was running it. Wave a stick in someone's general direction and you could theoretically put an eye out. Grounds for a lawsuit.
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