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« on: July 19, 2012, 08:53:24 PM »



While you debate I'll be drinking beer and watching World's Dumbest...
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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2012, 10:31:26 PM »

"Wow, something staggeringly huge and super cool! Let's use it as a barely-seen backdrop to a character-driven story, then forget all about it."

(After all these years, I'm still p!ssed about the Scotty/Dyson Sphere episode)
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2012, 08:31:01 AM »


Moff Tarken: Let the turbo lasers have some firing practice. It'll amuse the lower ranks a bit.


Yeah, 'Relics' ticked me off. Except for the scene when Scotty visits the holodeck to reminice, it's a waste of a golden opertunity.
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2012, 02:26:44 PM »

I could have sworn those were the co-ordinates for Earth.
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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2012, 09:36:04 PM »




"Uh, hello?  This is the U.S.S. Enterprise...."

"Sorry, what was that?  Enterprise?"

"Yes, we're looking for a Klingon fleet that went by here recently, and..."

"Oh say, listen, you're the third ship that's been by looking for Klingons. 
Did you happen to see a flutter on your screen before you got here?"

"...yyyyyeah?"

"Right; sorry, but you went through a wormhole - there's
a real nasty one we've been getting some ships from about
three or four other universes by our way because of it."

"Oh man... can you direct me back to Remulak-5?"

Sorry, no; you might wanna try backing up where you came from
and hope for the best.  We'd like to help you but we have to blow
up that planet behind you.  My boss kinda wants it done yesterday."

"Oh hey, I hear ya.  Sorry to bother you...."

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« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2012, 10:00:26 PM »

"Captain, I believe the large indentation is the entrance to an interior docking bay. I recommend we position ourselves directly in front of it and signal our readiness."
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2012, 08:30:56 AM »

"Just hold that position, Death Star. We have an SDF-1 coming in to have a word with you."
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