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« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2012, 02:01:20 PM »

Many monsters will have an inexplicable, non-food,  attraction to a single human female.
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« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2012, 07:59:03 PM »

16.) Persons making monster rules tend to be extremely long-winded.  And fail to number their entries. 
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« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2012, 08:06:09 PM »

16.) Persons making monster rules tend to be extremely long-winded.  And fail to number their entries. 

17) Monsters tend to devour these people with utter glee.
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« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2012, 08:32:57 PM »

18)  Giant monsters rarely if ever have to go to the bathroom. 

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« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2012, 08:41:58 PM »

19. Predatory animals are far more likely to grow to gigantic size. The condition is very rare among docile creatures, and even those animals are likely to become predatory when they grow.
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« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2012, 09:52:32 PM »

20.  A hundred foot long monster can completely submerge itself in three feet of water!
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« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2012, 11:35:48 PM »

20.  A hundred foot long monster can completely submerge itself in three feet of water!

21.  They're also much stealthier than you would think. 
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« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2012, 08:11:55 AM »

A monster's vision is always worse than 20/200, often with a pronounced chroma shift into the red spectrum.
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« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2012, 09:32:54 AM »

20.  A hundred foot long monster can completely submerge itself in three feet of water!

They can also completely conceal themselves behind a few boxes in a garage or other medium-sized room   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2012, 12:10:18 PM »

     23- Bad movie vampires are generally repelled by crosses, except fot the ones on monuments in graveyards.
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« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2012, 04:47:37 PM »

24. In the case of some movie monsters, they can apparently freeze their victims with fear so that said victims cannot outrun an obviously slow-moving monster.
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« Reply #26 on: August 06, 2012, 09:15:23 AM »

25) All monsters roar, even if they are mutants of a species that has no vocal cords or other sound-making organs.
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« Reply #27 on: August 06, 2012, 12:57:28 PM »

     26- Monsters seem to attract a certain type of character actor
     (See  AGAR, John, BISSELL, Whit, CARLSON, Richard,  DENNING, Richard, and MARLOWE, Hugh.)
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« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2012, 09:53:55 PM »

27.  A human male transforming into a monster may completely lose his physical human qualities. A human female  however will -more often-then not- retain some of her human traits when transformed.

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27 a.  Both sexes may retain some mental facilities post transformation.
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« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2012, 02:54:19 PM »

28) Mutant animal monsters will alway attack and devour the scantily clad or skinny dipping female with the healthest    set of lungs and the lowest I.Q. (See any SyFy movie about snakes etc. filmed in Hawaii or the Los Angeles County Arboretum)
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