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sprite75
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« on: August 04, 2012, 10:15:33 PM »



Where are all the dancing young men at?  We were promised that a bunch of naked young men would be cavorting about waving their naughty bits in the royal countenance.  We are not amused!
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2012, 01:12:14 PM »

I have to sit here and enjoy all this frivolity while my Exlax starts to work.
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2012, 06:00:34 PM »

"Right. After all this, I'd better have another jump with 007, or it's off with their heads!"
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2012, 10:48:47 PM »



I'm an old lady!  I hate everyone and everything except Matlock!  And these dumbass ceremonies are causing me to miss my Matlock marathon!
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2012, 10:59:54 PM »

I do NOT recall giving Prince Harry permission to be a spotter for the Russian Women's Gymnastic team!!
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2012, 11:29:36 PM »

Wherrrrre's the beef?!
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2012, 10:50:17 AM »

Oh Dear, someone call the Royal Diaperer!
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« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2012, 11:00:16 AM »

"Sigh...all this money spent on this stupid ceremony could have bought me an addition to the castle..."
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2012, 06:02:54 AM »



Harry was photographed where?  In his birthday suit?  Doing what?
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2012, 11:26:08 AM »

 

 Queen: Internal monologue

Ghostface, catch the blast of a hype verse
My glock bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse
I come rough, tough like an elephant tusk
Ya head rush, fly like Egyptian musk
Aw sh!t, Wu-Tang Clan spark the wicks an'
However, I master the trick just like Nixon
Causin terror, quick damage ya whole era
Hardrocks is locked the f@ck up, or found shot
P.L.O. style, hazardous, cause I wreck this dangerous
I blow sparks like Waco, Texas

Bring da motherf@#$in ruckus
Bring da motherf@#$in ruckus
Bring da mother, Bring da motherf@#$in ruckus
Bring da motherf@#$in ruckus


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« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2012, 03:51:15 AM »




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« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2012, 01:30:26 AM »

Announcer: OK everybody, let's sing for our dear queen mother.
Queen: Hurry up! I can feel all those tacos working and I'm not wearing any diapers today!
Announcer: 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
                  Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
Queen: Ooh s**t!
Announcer: 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
                  Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.
Queen: Oops, too late.
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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2012, 12:38:40 AM »

The Queen-You don't what to mess with a lady that's neck looks like the predator's teeth!
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