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« on: August 10, 2012, 04:54:31 PM »

Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away, Princess Amoura lay back in her bed as the handsome young knight entered the room. The princess slipped off her robe, revealing her silky white thighs. The knight embraced her roughly, and began to caress her soft, round…

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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2012, 04:59:52 PM »

You mean Snape is a . . . . .???

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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2012, 05:28:43 PM »

"That bed was too hard. So she tried the second bed, but it was too soft. The third bed was juuuuuust right...."

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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2012, 07:21:29 PM »

They based a WHOLE BOOK on finding this Waldo chap?  Total bulls**t!

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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2012, 10:43:57 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2012, 05:41:00 PM »

Why this Star Wars is considered classic literature I'll never know.

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