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« on: August 25, 2012, 06:54:02 PM »



Spock: Sigh, dirty jokes have no place on the bridge no matter how funny.
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2012, 08:26:22 AM »



"And then she said "if that's his Fribble, I'd like to see his Patak!"
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« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2012, 02:51:47 AM »

"And then this female instructor at the academy asks Spock to stand up, and he's got this huge pon farr boner."
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« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 03:49:08 AM »




Kirk: "So there's this guy in South Africa named Trevor who's watching Series 1: he can't think what's been done to the episodes so I told him: Nothing."  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 03:49:49 AM »

"And then this female instructor at the academy asks Spock to stand up, and he's got this huge pon farr boner."

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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2012, 01:13:03 AM »

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           Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2012, 11:20:39 AM »

Kirk:  "Yeah that was a bonehead move on my part singing Rocketman but it wasn't like I sang a song about a Hobbit..."
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