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Flangepart
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« on: September 07, 2012, 08:22:46 AM »


Despite being defeated in every film, baragon's popularity with the ladies made it all worth while.

Ya KNOW that post is full of potential...
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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2012, 02:13:58 PM »
Look,Mama.....we told you we'd make connections in America.
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2012, 09:25:38 PM »
Monster: Wow!  Can I have you BOTH?
Girls: Sure!  We've had our shots!  (Giggle)
Monster: I'LL BUY THAT FER A DOLLAR!
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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2012, 11:41:31 PM »
The remake of Galaxy of Terror flopped when the maggot was rewritten as a charming gentleman, with only the most noble of intentions.
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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2012, 11:47:35 PM »
While best known as the bass player for The Sex Pistols, Baragon wasn't so much a musician, as he was more of a presence on the Tokyo Kaiju scene.
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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2012, 11:58:38 PM »
Baragon's wild college days eventually caught up with him during the 2016 elections.
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2012, 12:05:28 AM »
Awkward moment in 5.. 4... 3... 2...
"Y'know, if you like, I could use my Heat Ray to speed up those Sun Tans!"
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2012, 01:09:19 AM »
"Did I bring protection?" Baby, my whole body is made of reinforced latex!
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2012, 01:16:49 AM »
Uh, yeah, I'm real hornie. But I'm sexually aroused, too.
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2012, 01:30:06 AM »
New
CREATURE
From Axe Body Spray
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2012, 01:31:35 AM »
Note that she's wearing her wedding ring, but he isn't.
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2012, 10:04:48 PM »
Baragon - "Uh... Excuse me, uh, ma'am, uh... I, uh... I, uh, I think I dropped my nickel, uh, in your, uh, in your bellybutton... I, uh, I kinda need it back...."

Girl - "Whoa! I'll get it! Keep your hands to yourself!"
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2012, 08:19:49 AM »
Turns out Baragon's horn is curved just right for hitting the g-spot.
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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2012, 11:15:26 AM »
Guess who went home without a date that day?
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