Ladies and Gentlemen, I'll give you Brett Kelly
. Director, writer, actor and producer of crap cinema. I came across Kelly when I found a trailer for his latest movie called Jurassic Shark
Looking up his resume on IMDb I was surprised that I've actually seen one of his movies, The Bonesetter
(2003). A bad supernatural slasher shot with an "iPhone" available on several cheap multi-set DVD releases.
Check out the trailer for She-Rex
(2009). Kelly gives Ed Wood a run for his money:
Brett Kelly on IMDb.com