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« Reply #90 on: March 17, 2014, 01:20:14 PM »

A six inch gold bar weighs a little less than a pack of cigarettes, & actually gets lighter the more of them you pile on.

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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.

« Reply #91 on: March 24, 2014, 07:06:48 PM »

If you own a a car or boat, run a boat charter business of any kind, or fly a plane, either commercial or private, do not under any circumstances accept business from the following person or group of people:

  • -Any group of naturalists or anthropologists whose team leader's background, accent, baldness or gray hair, or any other thing that marks them as different from the rest of the meat. This person is rotten to the core and has a hidden agenda to exploit either the local natives, wildlife, or resources for his/her own gains. They will get everyone killed and your boat will sink.
  • -Any group of "naturalists" booking passage to the Congo via airplane. You will lose your airplane and risk being torn apart by mutant gorillas.
  • -Any obvious group of international paramilitary thieves who want to use your boat to rob a cruise ship. There is guaranteed to be a monster involved and you will lose your boat.
  • -Anyone who holds a grudge of any kind against marine life. You will lose your boat (and in some cases, your plane)
  • -Any government body with classified cargo to transport. Everyone will die and you will lose both your plane and your boat.
  • -A group of violent individuals who show an odd dislike for sunlight and require that they sleep in the trunk/cabin during the day. you will lose any mode of travel that you currently have.

It's better just to never provide transportation to anyone, open a diner instead. However, do not do so near any of the following locations...

Kleel's rule is harsh :-B
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