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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters.

« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2021, 02:28:11 PM »

It's a shame Pulp Fiction is not a bad movie, because Mia Wallace's joke was as bad as jokes come.

Das was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich noch merkwürdiger. (What does not kill me makes me stranger.)
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Occidentali's Karma

« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2021, 08:02:42 PM »


Is it October yet?
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It's root beer & a candy cigar!

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« Reply #18 on: January 31, 2021, 06:00:58 AM »

CAPE FEAR (1990)

told by Nick Nolte's mistress to Robert De Niro

An unmarried woman meets a man in a bar, and he tells her he just got out of prison.

"What did you do?", she asks.

"I hacked my wife into 52 pieces with a chainsaw" he replies.

She says, "So you're single?"

hmm... I'd give that 1/52

I never really think about the things I should think about when I think about what I'm thinking.
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