Probably. I've been running on Valve time over here. If you think I've been ignoring the Tentacolino review because I'm busy, you are wrong. I'm just lazy. Unless you count playing Minecraft and reading My Little Pony Fan fiction as some kind of work. I'm probably not going to bother with Tentacolino due to two reasons:
- 1. The entire thing is split into ten different parts on YouTube.
- 2. We already know how bad the first one is, chances are the second one is worse. That's beating a dead... Err... Octopus.
I may do Ratatoing this weekend but I won't make promises as I actually have somewhere to be on Sunday. For those who don't know Ratatoing is a much more easy to spell Brazilian rip-off of Pixar's Rataouille. You know this movie has no class when the spelling is phonetic. The studio that made Ratatoing is also known for their Disney Cars rip-off,
It uses the advanced CGI technology of Sony's PS1. Some may call the use cheap, but HEY! I care about the story! So what if the animator couldn't be bothered to add texture?Pictured above is a rare kind of rat that bears rubber skin as opposed to fur. These rats can only be found living in Brazilian insane Asylums according to the movie's creator.
I constructed a will for everyone in case I kill myself while watching a Brazilian Pixar knock-off film.
To Trevor I leave my entire drawer of underwear, a washing machine and a life time supply of detergent.
To Menard I leave the porno mags hidden in a box under my bed.
To Andrew I leave every penny I have to fund Badmovies.org. And by every penny I mean all eight of them. Don't spend them all in one place.
To RCMerchant I leave all of my Coca-cola so he can finally drink something that doesn't taste like Trevor's liquefied undies.
And finally, last and not least: To WyreWizard, I leave... A boot to the head!