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Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« on: October 10, 2012, 09:09:46 PM »

THEN I EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Buggedout

"I'm always up for a little anarchy, as long as it's well-planned and carefully organized!"
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2012, 09:22:19 PM »

A desert course shall precede and follow each meal, including breakfast!

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2012, 09:27:14 AM »

The snack bar closed three hours ago but this gentleman keeps refusing to leave.

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 01:30:41 PM »

The fiendish Banana Split Bandit has been terrorizing towns all over Texas,taking and devouring innocent folks desserts. Do not try to apprehend him for he is considered armed and hungry.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2012, 01:43:52 AM »

They all laughed at me.. ridiculed me.. mocked me.. well, I'll make them pay!  I'll SCOOP those poor bastards to death!  Wah hah hah!!!

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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2012, 10:59:48 PM »

Speak softly and carry a big scoop.

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
El Misfit
[Insert witty here]
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Hi there!

« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2012, 11:26:29 PM »

Indy's attempt to scare kids. Results: Bricks has been shat.

yeah no.
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2012, 07:17:29 AM »

"I originally wanted one the size of the ones behind the counter but I decided I'd better watch my diet."

DarkSider's Realm

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I know where my towel is.

« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2012, 07:19:29 AM »

You have a really big eat-in kitchen.

Andrew Borntreger
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2012, 08:32:54 AM »

"And now folks, the man who made dissert truly...E-VIL!..."

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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