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indianasmith
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« on: October 10, 2012, 09:09:46 PM »



THEN I EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Buggedout
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2012, 09:22:19 PM »

A desert course shall precede and follow each meal, including breakfast!
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2012, 09:27:14 AM »

The snack bar closed three hours ago but this gentleman keeps refusing to leave.
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 01:30:41 PM »

The fiendish Banana Split Bandit has been terrorizing towns all over Texas,taking and devouring innocent folks desserts. Do not try to apprehend him for he is considered armed and hungry.
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Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2012, 01:43:52 AM »

They all laughed at me.. ridiculed me.. mocked me.. well, I'll make them pay!  I'll SCOOP those poor bastards to death!  Wah hah hah!!!
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2012, 10:59:48 PM »

Speak softly and carry a big scoop.
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Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2012, 11:26:29 PM »

Indy's attempt to scare kids. Results: Bricks has been shat.
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yeah no.
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2012, 07:17:29 AM »

"I originally wanted one the size of the ones behind the counter but I decided I'd better watch my diet."
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2012, 07:19:29 AM »

You have a really big eat-in kitchen.
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2012, 08:32:54 AM »

"And now folks, the man who made dissert truly...E-VIL!..."
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