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« on: October 04, 2012, 04:24:48 PM »

Why The LT. says "No, you can't drive the LAV. Stop asking!"
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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2012, 05:48:02 PM »

Well, there were no signs that said I couldn't park here..

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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2012, 07:50:15 PM »

"You said go down the hill.  So I took a shortcut!!"

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Listen here you little s**t.

« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2012, 10:02:54 PM »

For the last time, this is NOT Grand Theft Auto!

yeah no.
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2012, 12:52:15 PM »

"There was a squirrel in the road!  I didn't want to hit it!"

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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2012, 02:00:56 PM »

I told you to wait until AFTER they built the off ramp!

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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2012, 10:21:49 AM »

Sorry, I was texting.

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2012, 11:19:45 AM »

Well it's an off-road vehicle...

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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?

« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2012, 04:26:08 AM »

Well it's an off-road vehicle...

He's got a point there.

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2012, 07:08:38 AM »

"Ok, so the parallel parking portion of the test was an obvious fail for you..."

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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2012, 03:58:35 AM »

Worst monorail ever.

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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2012, 01:00:58 AM »

...why have I not responded to this thread yet?  Wink

Questions fell but no one stopped to listen
That eternity was just a dawn away
And the rest was sure to come
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