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« on: October 19, 2012, 03:37:07 PM »

"Franz Shubert? more like Franz Stupid. Hey Eddie, where can we go to get some kicks, man!"
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Oookaay...


« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2012, 10:40:30 PM »

GUY: Where's that scary noise that sounds like a maniac half-beast-half-human with a flamethrower coming from?

GIRL: Sounds like it's coming from the cellar!

GUY: Do you think we should go and investigate?

GIRL: Yes.
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2012, 11:06:44 PM »

"Police reports say that there is a crazed killer on the loose and headed for our cheerleader camp!"
"Great! Let's all go take a shower!"
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2012, 12:44:30 AM »

Giant Spider: *high-pitched chirpping noise*

Plaid Clad: *looks up from camp fire* "Huh?"

Giant Spider: *high-pitched chirpping noise*

Plaid Clad: *gets up and turns around* "Hello? Who's there?"

Giant Spider: *high-pitched chirpping noise*

Plaid Clad: *clicks on flashlight, waves it around*

Giant Spider: *lit up in the light beam, makes high-pitched chirpping noises*

Plaid Clad: "What the-!*

Giant Spider: *moves legs in an up-and-down motion while not moving at all and making high-pitched chirpping noise*

Plaid Clad: *holds a hand up to his face while keeping the spider in the beam* "Aaaahhh!!!"

Giant Spider: *high-pitched chirpping noise suddenly louder, pan in slightly*

Plaid Clad: *sharp zoom-in to eyes* "AAAAHHH!!"
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2012, 12:10:46 PM »

Molly:Jack,we're outta gas....what are we gonna do?

Jack:Well,we passed that seriously creepy old house a mile or so back....let's go there and look for a phone.

Molly:But didn't we hear a wolf or something howling when we passed?

Jack:Oh,it's probably just the dog wanting out....those vampire tales aren't true.
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2012, 01:14:46 PM »

"Hey check this out!!"

"be careful that's very fragile"

"What is it, doc?"

"Something I've been working on during off hours and on weekends. it's a kind of life force ray. its technical name is a Low Area Radon Receptor Integrator or "Larry" "
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Oookaay...


« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2012, 04:02:41 PM »

GIRL #1: Hey, it's midnight and there's a crazy psychopath on the loose from the local mental asylum. How about a relaxing swim in your heated, floodlit outdoor pool...naked.

GIRL #2: OMG why didn't I think of that?!
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2012, 05:23:35 PM »

"Anything strange!?!  Sheriff, my friends head just exploded.  What do you call that?"
"Boy, 'round here we call that natural causes. "


"I was told this was a hospital."
"You're close.  The Hospital is on the second floor.  First floor's the butcher shop."


"Keep the car running and wait here.  If I'm not back in ten minutes, wait longer." 


"Okay, general rule.  People covered in blood and wielding powertools are not your friend.  Everyone understand that  Good."


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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2012, 01:51:01 PM »

     "Affirmative Action, whiteboy-hand over that bong!"

    "I gotta go, Aunt Jessie....Ma says I shouldn't hang around here if you're drinkin' gin and wearin' that dress."

    
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2012, 04:14:34 AM »

    "Affirmative Action, whiteboy-hand over that bong!" 

 TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR

*COUGH* *COUGH* Here it is.  TeddyR
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2012, 04:15:54 AM »

"Anything strange!?!  Sheriff, my friends head just exploded.  What do you call that?"
"Boy, 'round here we call that natural causes. "

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle


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"I was told this was a hospital."
"You're close.  The Hospital is on the second floor.  First floor's the butcher shop."

 Buggedout+ BounceGiggle BounceGiggle


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"Keep the car running and wait here.  If I'm not back in ten minutes, wait longer."  

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle


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"Okay, general rule.  People covered in blood and wielding powertools are not your friend.  Everyone understand that  Good."

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2012, 04:20:30 AM »

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Sit down, man: you make the place look untidy.

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Yeah, there were times when I wanted to tie him to a pole and shoot him with a shotgun loaded with his own s**t. There were other times when I just wanted to kill the bastard, but most of the time I just hated the man.

These are lines from my still unfinished film script. I smell OSCAR........  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2012, 12:14:22 PM »

     "My Retardo Mentalblock Ray will slow him down!"
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2012, 12:21:53 PM »

A giant squid just crawled onto the beach at New Orleans...quick,somebody get the crab boil!
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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2012, 04:12:56 PM »

"You sent your men after me and the President got killed in the crossfire, but there's one thing you forgot to tell your men, Colonel.  ... I'm the best."



"You go back to your p**y a**ed fa**ot blood sucking fang faced boss and you tell him this.  Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY f**ks with the Third Reich."


"There was a murder last night. That means we have a murderer lurking around town somewhere."  


"you're right.  I did promise I'd let you go if you talked.  I just never promised I wouldn't saw your legs off first." 
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