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Ed, Ego and Superego
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« on: November 01, 2012, 11:48:21 AM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/31/80000-pounds-of-walnuts-stolen-california-accented-delivery0driver-imposter_n_2050181.html

If you see a guy in a van selling nuts, call the police.
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« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2012, 08:53:26 AM »
The first thing that came to my mind is that the squirrels have enlisted human collaborators. 
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« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2012, 02:01:31 PM »
One news site said local squirrels denied all knowledge.  Really!
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2012, 06:42:44 AM »
It took a lot of nuts to pull this one off.
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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2012, 06:45:38 AM »
I was going to say that's the nuttiest thing I've ever heard, but DS beat me to the bad pun.   TeddyR
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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2012, 12:11:35 PM »
The owners were reportedly shell shocked.
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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2012, 07:07:51 PM »
^yes, the cracked under the pressure.
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