If you stick you Ding Dong in a Suzy Q's Ho-Ho you'll get Twinkies and that's the Zinger.
Haha!
Ok, here's another little goodie from the past..
One day
Mr. Goodbar decided he wanted a
Bit O' Honey. So he took her behind the
Powerhouse where he felt her
Mounds, and they were pure
Almond Joy.
"Oh, Henry!" she cried as she squeezed his
Nutty Buddy, and his
Bazooka fired. 9 months later they were the proud parents of
Baby Ruth.
As if noone here hasn't heard this one before,