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« on: December 07, 2012, 08:23:26 PM »



I'm sorry, Captain James T. Kirk.  But I cannot hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2012, 08:30:54 PM »

Akbar: Hey Solo.. why is there a cord connected from your monitor to my waist??
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2012, 02:08:20 PM »

You'd think we'd get better reception out here but no....just reruns of Star Trek.
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2012, 08:49:50 AM »

Han [to Admiral Ackbar]: "I don't need a HAN: I'll do it SOLO."  Wink
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2012, 09:29:08 AM »



Crap...even I can't make this uniform look cool. Chewie get me my vest!
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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2012, 09:40:40 AM »

Akbar: "I Love You!"

Solo:  "I know."
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2012, 12:27:46 PM »

Guy on right: I need a four-letter word for a small horse-drawn cart.

Ackbar: It's a trap.
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2013, 08:32:43 PM »

Solo:  "s**t, i left iron on didnt i..."
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« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2013, 12:14:01 AM »

Hi. I'm Han Solo, and welcome to Jackass.
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