I only have eyes for you..

[retrorussell]

These eyes.. cry every night.. for you..

[akiratubo]

I guess you could call me a ... tear jerker.

[tracy]

Eye/hand coordination went one step further today...

[retrorussell]

God, how embarassing.. I sneezed so hard my eyes fell out!  Can you help me put them back in, please?

[TheDope]

Yea, I'd like to complain to the pharmacist; he said these drops would get the red out - NOT MY EYES!!

[LilCerberus]

This one was checking out my girl,
And this one was watching my fingers on the frets too close,
And this one was looking at my car all funny,
And this one was mad dogging me for no reason.
And this one... Well, it just offended me...