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« on: December 28, 2012, 08:25:21 PM »

It's that time, folks.

What is the worst new release you saw in 2012?

Prometheus, without a doubt.
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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2012, 09:01:25 PM »

PORK CHOP 2

But what did I expect?
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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2012, 09:05:17 PM »

Probably THE FOURTH DIMENSION.

But since no one saw that besides me, I'll go with SILENT HILL: REVELATION. Runner up: THE ODD LIFE OF TIMOTHY GREEN.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2012, 12:31:01 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2012, 01:11:43 AM »

I believe I've seen about FOUR of the films released this year.  Kind of depressing, actually, but the worst I saw was Ted.
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2012, 01:31:04 PM »

Bearing in mind I haven't seen Ted or whatever that Adam Sandler movie was from this year:
Seeking Justice
Wanderlust
The Innkeepers
21 Jump Street
Magic Mike
Friends With Kids
Battleship
Lockout
Lola Versus
Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2012, 03:56:58 PM »


Magic Mike


So you're one of the few ladies who didn't m********e go nuts over Magic Mike?  TongueOut
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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2012, 04:14:51 PM »


Magic Mike


So you're one of the few ladies who didn't m********e go nuts over Magic Mike?  TongueOut

Apparently, seeing as it's on my worst list and all.   Lookingup Smile

I'm also one of the few horror fans who didn't like Cabin In The Woods although it didn't make the list.
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2012, 08:19:17 PM »

Probably THE FOURTH DIMENSION.

But since no one saw that besides me, I'll go with SILENT HILL: REVELATION. Runner up: THE ODD LIFE OF TIMOTHY GREEN.

I didn't even hear about Silent Hill: Revelation until it came out which speaks volumes about whoever handled marketing on that project.
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2012, 08:44:31 PM »

I call of your choices and present this one:

Small | Large


But you say, it's a crappy kids film.  So what?  Well if you don't want that, then about this?

Small | Large


Or if you prefer big budget and high profile horrific films, then this (Possibly not safe for work):

Small | Large

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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2012, 10:04:07 PM »


Or if you prefer big budget and high profile horrific films, then this (Possibly not safe for work):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WpEc-rJQ3s



Ooh, I'm looking forward to that one. You're saying it's bad?
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« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2012, 09:40:39 AM »


Or if you prefer big budget and high profile horrific films, then this (Possibly not safe for work):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WpEc-rJQ3s



Ooh, I'm looking forward to that one. You're saying it's bad?


If you are looking for a clear cut case of a movie being pretentious then this is it.  It also has going for it bad acting, no real plot, nothing that makes sense, no one talks like a human being, goes on for far to long, and other things.

It's been a while since I've seen it, so just check this review for other things I may have forgotten about:

http://www.spill.com/Audio/AudioPost.aspx?audioId=1278
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« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2012, 02:21:57 PM »



Interesting.  Part of me wants to see it, but watching the trailer I keep thinking, "You went from Viggo to this?"
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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2013, 05:29:16 PM »

Killing Them Softly-Yikes! I really wanted to give this a chance but this was a pretty frustrating and poor film. This guy makes Oliver Stone look subtle by comparison. Political speeches over multiple scenes, ending with Brad Pitt explaining the thesis of the film. Worst of all was the scene where the characters do heroin and the soundtrack is ... Heroin by the Velvet Underground! There actually are some interesting performances going on here but overall this was a waste of a lot of talented people.

The Comedy-I just hated this movie, but I think that was the point...
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« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2013, 08:41:01 AM »

Have to say The Master was the worst for me. Script was too slow/disjointed and watching Joaquin act like a crazy guy when you already know he's crazy in real life is a bit disturbing.

Have to ask, are any of the movies mentioned funny bad or are they bad bad?
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