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« on: December 29, 2012, 08:55:43 AM »

Just out curiosity, those with portable electrical devices, do you find that you have shied away from the newspaper or magazine in lieu of taking your device with you?   Ever since we bought a Nook, I find it much more entertaining while I sit on the throne. 
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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2012, 06:59:09 PM »

I rarely use electronics when I'm on the throne.  I keep THE PSYCHOTRONIC ENCYCLOPEDIA OF FILM and the PSYCHOTRONIC VIDEO GUIDE on the counter beside the toilet.  Those are my "default" books.  I also read novels and comic books in the bathroom.  For a short time every day, the entire universe is in harmony and I am at peace with myself and all things wise and wonderful.



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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2012, 09:15:40 AM »

I like books about WW2 planes for the pot. Helps me concentrate on something other than what I'm there for.
Talk about duel tasking...
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2013, 04:11:16 AM »

 Ever since we bought a Nook, I find it much more entertaining while I sit on the throne. 

It is: I just find it terribly hard to wipe my bum with a Nook.   Buggedout Wink

I normally take a film book into the bathroom: I have a much read Halliwell's Film Guide which is fun to read.
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2013, 11:25:32 AM »

Yeah, I take the Kindle to the bathroom all the time.
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2013, 11:12:34 PM »

I rarely use electronics when I'm on the throne.  I keep THE PSYCHOTRONIC ENCYCLOPEDIA OF FILM and the PSYCHOTRONIC VIDEO GUIDE on the counter beside the toilet. 


Oh man, I just finished my fourth or fifth trip through PVG and I'm looking for a new bathroom reader.
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« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2013, 04:48:47 PM »

I just find it terribly hard to wipe my bum with a Nook.   Buggedout Wink



You're doing it wrong.  The flat edge should fit nicely in the crack.  Re-orient it and try again.

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« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2013, 07:26:16 PM »

I never take any reading material in there and any reading material that goes becomes contaminated in my mind.
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« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2013, 07:33:21 PM »

I only have a wrecked wall to look at, I'm too broke to buy any reading electronics, though that's not a problem- I don't like to read that much. TongueOut
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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2013, 03:40:33 AM »

I just find it terribly hard to wipe my bum with a Nook.   Buggedout Wink



You're doing it wrong.  The flat edge should fit nicely in the crack.  Re-orient it and try again.



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« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2013, 08:22:30 AM »

I only have a wrecked wall to look at

What the heck happened in your bathroom to cause that?  Buggedout Question
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« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2013, 10:27:21 PM »

I only have a wrecked wall to look at

What the heck happened in your bathroom to cause that?  Buggedout Question

last owner decided to only have wall paper as the the only cover, and whoever done the small skylight above did a poor job, as water leaked down over time, then it became ruined.
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2013, 11:41:31 PM »

Texting or watching Netflix on my iPad is the way I go.
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