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Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« on: January 02, 2013, 09:18:33 AM »

"Trust me , Gerrek, this film will make us ALL household names."

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2013, 01:12:30 PM »

Look....I said I'd get you a part in this film....I never promised you'd last.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
El Misfit
The bullsh*t meter is up high ಠ__ಠ
B-Movie Kraken

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Hi there!

« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2013, 05:04:10 PM »

"....that isn't yellow Gatorade."

yeah no.
Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2013, 12:11:04 AM »

Hey Luke.. check out this cool duck noisemaker!  QUA-WAAAAK!

Luke: Um.. that's nice, dude. (saunters slowly away while Gerrick is preoccupied)

HBO in space!<br />
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Posts: 15484

Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2013, 06:49:08 AM »

"This blue s**t is good Luke, whats in it?"

"Smurf sperm..."


DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2013, 04:09:09 PM »

"They can't possibly cut me out of the film. I'm already in the Marvel Comics adaptation and the paperback novel. I look forward to Biggs Darklighter becoming a major playa in future Star Wars films."

Hey, HEY, kids! Check out my way-cool Music and Movie Review blog on HubPages!
Movie Reviewer And Professional Nit-Picking Geek
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I have more DVDs than brain cells...

« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2013, 10:31:17 PM »

BIGGS - "Now, after this scene, you and I go looking for that R2 unit,
then we go to Mos Eisley later and hire Han Solo after that, right?"

LUKE - "Yyyyyeah... you haven't spoken with George today, have you?"

BIGGS - "What?..."

LUKE - "He saw what you wrote about him inside the porta-potty."

BIGGS - "Damn."

TheGreatWhiteDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2013, 07:25:13 AM »

Garrick: Where did you score this scotch, Mark?
Mark: Alec gave me some in exchange for giving's a secret....oops, I said too much already.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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