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« on: January 04, 2013, 10:59:32 PM »



So how did the blind date go?
Not so good, she was from Alderaan.
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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2013, 05:02:54 PM »

"Hey, cheer up- at least this is our last day on the job, then we will retire and go to Alderaan
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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2013, 09:16:54 AM »



"Now see, that's why I wear diapers under the armor. Those inspections can run a Loooong time, ya know what I mean."
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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2013, 01:41:48 PM »

The date wasn't that great....she told me she'd seen a thousand guys just like me.
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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2013, 06:51:11 AM »

Where will you be when your diarrhea returns...
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2013, 09:23:52 AM »



"And then, he barfs in his helmet. Best-inspection-ever!"
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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2013, 09:58:11 AM »

I don't know, man, it was a weird night.  She said, "No, this time leave the suit ON" and I swear I heard her mumble something about "Dark Lord" at one point.
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