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« on: January 09, 2013, 08:11:17 PM »

Here's my 13 Favorite Jason Kills, in no particular order (and part #). What's your favorite 13?

Harpoon to Nutsack (4)
Sleeping Bag (7)
Wheelchair (2)
Rave Massacre (11)
Handstand (3)
Punch through the back (6)
Cyro-Face kill (10)
RV faceplant (6)
Axe to the Face (7)
Boxing (8)
Bathtub Face Smash (4) Marine/Cronenburg Slaughter (10)
Weed Wacker (7)
Triple Beheading (6)
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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2013, 10:16:23 PM »

I like this thread.  Maybe we can have threads for Freddy/Michael/Saw/etc.

My 13, in no particular order:

1. Spear gun through the eye (3)
2. Triple decap (6)
3. Repeated stabbings/folded bed (F vs. J)
4. Rave massacre (F vs. J)
5. Throat slit on hanging guy (graphic!) (2)
6. Wheelchair (2)
7. Sleeping bag (7)
8. De-hearting Horshack (6)
9. Slow neck snapping (X)
10. Multi-kills (including a spear through David Cronenberg!) (X)
11. Frozen face (X)
12. Knocking block off (8)
13. Throat sawing/neck snapping (4)
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2013, 09:56:57 AM »

Great suggestion on lists for the other slasher masters!

I almost forgot about the Cronenburg/marine slaughter - damn I almost wanna edit my list (but there are so many good kills to choose from). I always liked that scene. Great descriptions of the kill scenes. I think I like "De-hearting Horshack" better than "Punch through the back" -god I love that scene too.
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2013, 02:59:33 PM »

Rave Massacre (11)
I'm intrigued... any YT clips about?  Smile
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2013, 03:30:27 PM »

Ask and you shall receive:

Small | Large
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2013, 04:14:41 PM »

+ karma

was hoping it meant 'rave' as  in live drum&bass event, lol. I guess 'rave' there meant "random social gathering"
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2013, 07:17:48 PM »

Thanks!

Yeah that's how we rave it in some parts of Ohio (in a corn field) lol. There was a scene a bit before this where they show teens actually raving.

I love how the American Pie knock off calls Jason a corn poke, while poking him...in a corn field. Haha!
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2013, 07:43:28 PM »

Ok, 10 of your favorite Friday the 13th douches:

Melissa (7): humiliates Final Girl and teases the boys -axed in the head & thrown over a TV.
Tamara (8): manipulator and attempts to murder Final Girl by knocking her in the water.
Ted (2): prankster and drunk -somehow ends up living!
Junior Hubbard (5): the hillbilly son who starts s**t with Tommy and gets beat for it.
Ted(dy Bear) (4): rags on McFly, strikes out with the girls, and goes crazy for vintage porn.
Trent (12): this guy is a total jerk at all times and even sports a douchie haircut.
Scott (2): a sexual assaulting perv who gets his throat slit.
Morgue Worker (4): rude perv who hits on nurses next to the dead. Dies by bonesaw.
Shelly (3): prankster and gore effects guy who donates his mask to Jason.
Trey (11): the few seconds on screen show complete douchnitude towards his girlfriend.
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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2013, 11:48:29 PM »

Melissa is the most deserving.  I've known total b**ches like that, and seeing her buy the farm like that was awesome. 
I also like when Jason throws her afterward and the actress tries to grab onto Hodder for support. :)
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2013, 10:03:12 AM »

Yeah Melissa was my favorite douchette to hate until Trent came along in the remake -hated that guy (loved how he screamed like a girl, too).

Ok, how about your favorite Friday Final Girls (or boys for that matter)? Here are my 3 favs:

1. Ginny (part 2)
2. Tommy (part 4)
3. Tina (part 7)

My least favorite final folks are Remmy (8), Chris (3), and Pam (5) -all pretty boring/bland IMO.
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2013, 02:38:56 PM »

I guess the same for me.. I also liked Tommy as the final kid in 6.  I laughed out loud when he taunts Jason in the water calling him "p*ssy" and "a**hole".
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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2013, 02:56:01 PM »

I really like Tommy in part 5 (at least until he pusses out at the end). In part 5, he was an angry badass. I love when he gives that one douche a tilt-a-whirl body slam through a table ...and then later he beats Junior like he owed him money...but with all that buildup he totally lets the audience down when he just stands there glaring at Faux Jason ...and does not beat his ass (it's almost as disappointing as the bear hunter from part 4 as they built him up to rival Jason only to get squashed "He's killing me ...HE'S KILLING ME!").

Tommy in part 6 was alright, but didn't come off as a bad ass like in 5, although I too love his taunts "c'mon maggot head!" hahah.
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2013, 03:01:49 PM »

The duels:

Jason vs. Child Psychologist
Jason vs. Sister Christian
Jason vs. Bear Hunter (squash match)
Jason vs. Tommy (as a kid)
Jason vs. Tommy rematch
Jason vs. Telekinetic
Jason vs. Clairvoyant
Jason vs. Boxer
Jason vs. Bounty Hunter
Jason vs. Marines
Jason vs. Space Marines
Jason vs. Android
Jason vs. Android (rematch)

and finally...

Jason vs. Freddy

What really killed Jason, finally? The poor Box Office!
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2013, 06:18:54 PM »

I really like the scene where the dude gets his head squashed and then his eyeballs pop out. Also, the guy who gets chopped in half while doing a handstand is always classic.
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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2013, 07:13:23 PM »

I really like the scene where the dude gets his head squashed and then his eyeballs pop out. Also, the guy who gets chopped in half while doing a handstand is always classic.
The eyeball scene was a good idea.. too bad the special effects were so poor.  From the obvious dummy to the stuffing shooting out of the socket with the eyeball on the wire, I just groaned.
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