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« on: January 11, 2013, 09:24:04 AM »

Get a job at Hogwarts they said, it's in the library they said. Not ON the library, they said...

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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2013, 03:21:32 PM »

Gorn decided to read for one of the Gargoyle parts in Disney's "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2013, 07:16:59 PM »

Page 47...if any cats do show up here, no matter what they say, do not give them any of our beer....

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken

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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2013, 08:55:13 PM »

Page 47 . . . how to reverse a petrification spell . . . NO! That's 'putrefecation'!!!  And now the stinking pages won't turn!!!

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2013, 09:04:57 PM »

"500 years of this pose they could have at least given me a chick to look at..."

DarkSider's Realm

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A Very Bad Person, overweight bald guy with a missing tooth, and
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2013, 11:59:46 AM »

The most awkward & uncomfortable place for a toilet.

"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
Normal is what people are until you get to know them.
El Misfit
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B-Movie Kraken

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Hi there!

« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2013, 12:14:42 AM »

I've been reading weird books before they went cool.

yeah no.
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