Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
April 24, 2014, 02:28:58 AM
522918 Posts in 39404 Topics by 4876 Members
Latest Member: Dalek1
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Movies  |  Humorous Captions  |  General Han T. Solo « previous next »
Pages: [1]
Author Topic: General Han T. Solo  (Read 774 times)
sprite75
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 178
Posts: 1999


I'm a Mac...


« on: December 07, 2012, 08:23:26 PM »



I'm sorry, Captain James T. Kirk.  But I cannot hear you over the sound of how awesome I am!
Logged

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
retrorussell
Retro
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 716
Posts: 6964


BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2012, 08:30:54 PM »

Akbar: Hey Solo.. why is there a cord connected from your monitor to my waist??
Logged

HBO in space!<br />
tracy
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 290
Posts: 2944



« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2012, 02:08:20 PM »

You'd think we'd get better reception out here but no....just reruns of Star Trek.
Logged

Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.
Trevor
Professor of South African Underpantology
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 791
Posts: 10316



WWW
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2012, 08:49:50 AM »

Han [to Admiral Ackbar]: "I don't need a HAN: I'll do it SOLO."  Wink
Logged

Flangepart
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 280
Posts: 5556



« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2012, 09:29:08 AM »



Crap...even I can't make this uniform look cool. Chewie get me my vest!
Logged

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
ulthar
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 318
Posts: 3788


I AM serious, and stop calling me Shirley


WWW
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2012, 09:40:40 AM »

Akbar: "I Love You!"

Solo:  "I know."
Logged

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Professor Hathaway:  I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie:      I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

--Real Genius
AndyC
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken
****

Karma: 1398
Posts: 11161



« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2012, 12:27:46 PM »

Guy on right: I need a four-letter word for a small horse-drawn cart.

Ackbar: It's a trap.
Logged

---------------------
"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1840
Posts: 15358


Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


WWW
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2013, 08:32:43 PM »

Solo:  "s**t, i left iron on didnt i..."
Logged

DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
El Misfit
The bullsh*t meter is up high ಠ__ಠ
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 724
Posts: 10518


Listen here you little s**t.


« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2013, 12:14:01 AM »

Hi. I'm Han Solo, and welcome to Jackass.
Logged

yeah no.
Pages: [1]
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Movies  |  Humorous Captions  |  General Han T. Solo « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.