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« on: January 11, 2013, 06:27:33 PM »

http://www.deadline.com/2013/01/jurassic-park-4-release-june-13-2014-steven-spielberg/


June 13th will apparently mark the release of the fourth film in the franchise.  I'm all for a good dinosaur action movie, and the films (yes all three of them) form one of my favorite movie trilogies.  I'm curious because proposed plots I've heard included robo-dinosaurs and human-dino hybrids used for the military. 

And as how scientific knowledge of dinosaurs has greatly changed since the release of the first film, they might use more modern interpretations so its possible all the dino's will have feathers.  Maybe they should use the excuse in the recent downloadable JP game and say that the frog DNA used to created them also greatly altered their appearance.

I want to stay somewhat weary of this film, at least until I hear some plot details.  But I have to admit I'm still happy to see that this franchise hasn't gone extinct. (No, I'm not apologizing for that).
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2013, 08:56:01 PM »

If it has dinos chomping people I'm in!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TeddyR
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2013, 06:16:30 AM »

Augh... This was becoming the Duke Nukem Forever of dino movies.  Maybe they should rename it Jurassic Park 4ever...
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2013, 01:40:09 AM »

There was a fairly well substantiated rumor around for a while that JURASSIC PARK 4 would feature some really bizarre dino/human hybrids. Apparently this concept has been abandoned.

http://screenrant.com/jurassic-park-4-abandoned-concept-art/

It probably would have wound up looking something like this:


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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2013, 03:40:02 PM »

There was a fairly well substantiated rumor around for a while that JURASSIC PARK 4 would feature some really bizarre dino/human hybrids. Apparently this concept has been abandoned.

http://screenrant.com/jurassic-park-4-abandoned-concept-art/

It probably would have wound up looking something like this:




I'd watch it. 
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« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2013, 10:49:10 AM »

Please don't Prometheus me, Universal, please don't Prometheus me, Universal, please don't Prometheus me, Universal... Mike, Stan! Why did you have to leave us so soon, WHY?!  Bluesad
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2013, 08:39:54 PM »

There was a fairly well substantiated rumor around for a while that JURASSIC PARK 4 would feature some really bizarre dino/human hybrids. Apparently this concept has been abandoned.

http://screenrant.com/jurassic-park-4-abandoned-concept-art/

It probably would have wound up looking something like this:




I'd watch it. 

So would I, but it shouldn't be a Jurassic Park movie.
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« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2013, 12:37:55 AM »

There was a fairly well substantiated rumor around for a while that JURASSIC PARK 4 would feature some really bizarre dino/human hybrids. Apparently this concept has been abandoned.

http://screenrant.com/jurassic-park-4-abandoned-concept-art/

It probably would have wound up looking something like this:




I'd watch it. 

So would I, but it shouldn't be a Jurassic Park movie.


I would only see that if they put a variety of dinosaurs in the planes and they named it "Triceratop Gun."
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« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2013, 09:48:04 AM »

Poster art for JP4

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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2013, 01:21:55 PM »

Poster art for JP4




HAHA!!! That's funny, man. 

Now all they need to do is have the Jihadosaurus Rex come to town for a few days and there you have a full movie, lol

Look for the sequel, "The Beast From Kabul Mountain", coming soon.
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