If you stick you Ding Dong in a Suzy Q's Ho-Ho you'll get Twinkies and that's the Zinger.
Ok, here's another little goodie from the past..
One day Mr. Goodbar
decided he wanted a Bit O' Honey
. So he took her behind the Powerhouse
where he felt her Mounds
, and they were pure Almond Joy
. "Oh, Henry!"
she cried as she squeezed his Nutty Buddy
, and his Bazooka
fired. 9 months later they were the proud parents of Baby Ruth
As if noone here hasn't heard this one before,