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« on: January 15, 2013, 06:29:54 PM »

They got arthritis, I got rust.

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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 10:17:05 PM »

Lessee... I'll take Lion's courage, Scarecrow's brain, Dorothy's...
uh, soul, I guess... and Toto...?  Well, he can lick himself....

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Hi there!

« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2013, 12:12:07 AM »

So that's where they're hiding.

yeah no.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2013, 09:39:10 PM »

"I've secretly hated these guys for its time to oil on their graves...."

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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 01:13:46 PM »

I refuse to feel guilty. There was only one heart available for transplant and the Wizard chose me fair and square.

"...this time Toxie and his blind platinum-blonde girlfriend with enormous garbonzas have to fight a bunch of terrorists called the Warner Brothers who machine-gun video stores who refuse to accept the new 'top 20 titles only' policy of the evil Apocalypse Inc. 'But we want VARIETY,' the residents of Tromaville, New Jersey, whine. And then the Warner Brothers blow their heads off."-Joe Bob on THE TOXIC AVENGER III: THE LAST TEMPTATION OF TOXIE
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2013, 01:26:55 PM »

"Just a Neil Young album", they said.....

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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2013, 02:15:35 PM »

The Lion asked how long I'd stay fresh in this can.....longer that you!

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
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